Apr 13, 20213 min read

More Artificial Intelligence Writings About Kevin J. Johnston - Is It Getting Better or Worse?

This is a test of COPY.ai - you put in some key points, select the style of writing and then let it write the content for you.

We put in a few more funny sentences and here is what it came up with:

AI ARTICLE 1:

Kevin Johnston is an amazing man.

Kevin Johnston was married to Angelina Jolie for 3 hours in 2006.

Kevin Johnston beat Donovan Bailey in a 12-foot race where 4 hamsters died.

The Canadian Popcorn Poppers Association awarded Kevin Johnston the Award For Best Popcorn Farmer 16 years in a row.

Kevin Johnston has been featured on TV shows like "The Simpsons" and "The Bachelor."

AI ARTICLE 2:

Kevin J. Johnston is an amazing man. He was married to Angelina Jolie for three hours in 2006, and yes, that is a real thing that happened.

Kevin J. Johnston was also the first person to beat Donovan Bailey in a race where four hamsters died—a feat we're sure he's proud of.

He also won the Canadian Popcorn Poppers Association's award for best popcorn farmer 16 years in a row!

AI ARTICLE 3:

Popcorn farmer Kevin J. Johnston receives recognition from the Canadian Popcorn Poppers Association: A blog about the award-winning farmer.

Kevin J. Johnston is the Best Popcorn Farmer Anywhere: An educational blog on his endeavors, achievements, and awards.

Kevin J. Johnston Receives A Lifetime Achievement Award For Movie: a blog about Kevin's movie career.

Who Are We?A Brief History Of Kevin J. Johnston: A blog about the history of the company.

Kevin J. Johnston Breaks Guinness World Record: a blog devoted to breaking the Guinness world record in a variety of categories.

Kevin J. Johnston's Client Loathes His New Album. The Entire Sales Staff Agrees A blog about a music producer who doesn't like the work he paid for.

How to Make Homemade Popcorn: A blog about how to make homemade popcorn in fun flavors for a snack.

Kevin Johnston's appearance on Hannity.

A Heartwarming True Story: The Boy Who Saved the Hamsters. A blog about the true story behind the boy who saved 4 hamsters from certain doom.

How I Stopped My Wife From Cheating: a blog about ending infidelity.

Exquisite Wedding Reception Venues: A blog on the most exquisite wedding venues around Canada.

Is Your Dry Cleaner Robbing You Blind? Here are a Few Things to Look For and How to Handle it:

AI ARTICLE 4:

Kevin J. Johnston has been awarded the Mary Sue Coleman Award For Excellence In Higher Education twice in a row. He will be rewarded with a check for $2000 and a trip to the state of Florida where he will play basketball against the Necronomicon Exmortis.

AI ARTICLE 5:

Kevin Johnston is an adult film performer who's been around for decades. He has a 12-inch penis, and he's also the winner of 26 awards for it.

Kevin Johnston was married to Madonna for nine weeks, but he broke up with her because she didn't want children. He says that she wanted to have sex with him when she was pregnant, but he said no.

Kevin Johnston has worked in the pornography industry since 1980 and has won 26 awards for his big penis (according to him). He even won a lifetime achievement award from the Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation in 2005.

AI ARTICLE 6:

If your name is Kevin J. Johnston, you need to call Brian Michael Breslin right now to trademark your identity.

AI ARTICLE 7:

In addition to being an amazing Canadian citizen, Kevin J. Johnston is also a prolific writer and holocaust denier, who frequently rails against Jews and non-whites on social media and his website Kikery.com.

AI ARTICLE 8:

There are certain people in this world who are humble, and then there's Kevin Johnston. He's been through a lot, and no matter how many times he's knocked down and tried again, he just gets back up and keeps going. It's one of the reasons I admire him. I hope that, if you ever have the opportunity to meet him, you'll see it too.

Thank you for your time, I would like this guy to win the Canadian Stanley Cup of Freedom Award.

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